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Akane Tendo ([personal profile] uncutetomboy) wrote in [community profile] the_plateau 2020-12-23 07:06 pm (UTC)

For better or worse, Akane's gifts are all handmade, mostly because she feels that gifts should be handmade if you can make them? There's only one problem with this strategy: Akane Tendo is absolutely terrible at handicrafts. Observe.

But luckily for everyone, she's only had enough time to knit one (1) incredibly ugly scarf for her Secret Santa, so instead people are getting embroidered handkerchiefs, each of which has an attempt at a pokemon in the corner. Those recipients and their incredibly ugly handkerchiefs are as follows:

Carly gets one with a genuinely janky Joltik

Cassandra gets one with a truly terrible Type: Null.

Dirk gets two handkerchiefs because she heard from Connie's uncle (who's getting the worst wailord) that he'd just had a birthday, one of which has a pathetic Ponyta and one of which has a grotesque Galarian Ponyta.

Jolyne gets one with a lame loser of a Levanny.

Korra gets one with an absolutely awful Arcanine.

Dr Pines gets one with a just plain bad Beeheeyem.

And finally, Mr Solus is the recipient of one with an absolute wretch of a Rotom.

Look. She tried. Just be happy she didn't try to make cookies to add to the package.

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