I am so sorry to everyone that Jolyne is very, very rarely a serious gift giver at any possible moment.
Carly is getting a special present that is much too NSFW for y'all, but just know that there's different versions of A Particular Sweater Meme out there.
Erina is getting a cute banana leaf parasol along with a sterling silver necklace that is one of those kitschy charm ones that has a little heart with her and Jonathan's initials and then the first names of their stupid family. Excluding Giorno and Josuke as she doesn't know they exist, oops.
Jonathan is getting the cutest goddamned Arcanine plush because she knows what she's doing, obvs. He gets a matching bracelet to Erina's ridiculous necklace with the same stipulations as above.
Johnny gets a cute baby galarian ponyta plush. Eat shit, Johnny.
Emporio gets a sylveon kigu because that's now an inside joke. And also just an IOU for some quality-ass time.
Foo gets a lime green puffy jacket with her initials on the back!!!! Make it as gaudy as you want, Kitty, I know how you be.
Chloe is going to get some saucy photos because she's a jerk and also a really, really nice coat. Crosses can be removed/added as wanted.
Emet is going to get a pair of slippers because she's a jerk yet it's also useful.
Dirk is going to get a mysterious egg with a note that says "you're full of this". Said egg with hatch into a tauros. Don't ask where she got this egg from.
Lance (the E4 one) gets to feel her wrath via an album of dragon butts with a note on the front that says "Since I know you have a weird fetish for dragons. Enjoy. Love, Jolyne". Lance, why are you still accepting her messages.
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Carly is getting a special present that is much too NSFW for y'all, but just know that there's different versions of A Particular Sweater Meme out there.
Erina is getting a cute banana leaf parasol along with a sterling silver necklace that is one of those kitschy charm ones that has a little heart with her and Jonathan's initials and then the first names of their stupid family.
Excluding Giorno and Josuke as she doesn't know they exist, oops.Jonathan is getting the cutest goddamned Arcanine plush because she knows what she's doing, obvs. He gets a matching bracelet to Erina's ridiculous necklace with the same stipulations as above.
Johnny gets a cute baby galarian ponyta plush. Eat shit, Johnny.
Emporio gets a sylveon kigu because that's now an inside joke. And also just an IOU for some quality-ass time.
Foo gets a lime green puffy jacket with her initials on the back!!!! Make it as gaudy as you want, Kitty, I know how you be.
Chloe is going to get some saucy photos because she's a jerk and also a really, really nice coat. Crosses can be removed/added as wanted.
Steven gets a ridiculous hat
Emet is going to get a pair of slippers because she's a jerk yet it's also useful.
Dirk is going to get a mysterious egg with a note that says "you're full of this". Said egg with hatch into a tauros. Don't ask where she got this egg from.
Lance (the E4 one) gets to feel her wrath via an album of dragon butts with a note on the front that says "Since I know you have a weird fetish for dragons. Enjoy. Love, Jolyne". Lance, why are you still accepting her messages.