Jane's gifts are wrapped in "over the hill" joke birthday paper, but she will be receiving a powerful flashlight that he advises her not to look directly into, and additional gijinka dolls for her dollhouse, corresponding to the rest of her Champion team. These come with an tiny, functioning flashlight that is not quite as powerful, but does come with a note suggesting she hit him up if she needs additional bulbs for it... so it's not exactly meant for Christmas lights, either.
Emet's gift is a level 50 Bolthund (trained up from a level 10 Yamper) named Cerberus, along with a handwritten letter containing as much mythos about Cerberus as Dirk can remember. Which turns out to be kind of a lot. Emet also gets a custom smuppet, modelled on himself. It's stuffed a bit differently... especially at the ass. Dirk couldn't use the kind of precise measuring instruments he'd have liked to, but it's as close to the real thing as he could still achieve without ruining the surprise.
Steven, Carly, Jolyne, Akane, and Doppio all receive little experimental dolls that can be unzipped and turned inside out.... Doppio's is just his Morpeko's two moods, thankfully(?), but Steven (Gengar), Carly (Alcremie), and Jolyne (Slowking) all get dolls that reverse from being a Pokemon to being a UFO catcher style doll of themself. Akane's, weirdly, reverses into... a doll of Connie.
Akane also receives a printed and bound copy of Connie's book, along with a glossy print of the fanart Dirk did of said book.
Dave will be receiving two (slightly muddy) mismatched fossils ("the dirt is authentic") and a pair of coolguy shoes for the road.
Hythlodaeus will be told to his face that Dirk had no idea what he wanted besides [CENSORED BUT IT INVOLVES EMET]. Just ignore how many gifts Dirk gave that the recipient didn't actually want
Estinien receives a gold-plated fancy santa(?!), around whose neck is looped a pair of noise-cancelling headphones. The disc shapes on those headphones are shaped like Jigglypuffs, for some reason.
Dirk stop handmaking so many of your gifts challenge
Emet's gift is a level 50 Bolthund (trained up from a level 10 Yamper) named Cerberus, along with a handwritten letter containing as much mythos about Cerberus as Dirk can remember. Which turns out to be kind of a lot. Emet also gets a custom smuppet, modelled on himself. It's stuffed a bit differently... especially at the ass. Dirk couldn't use the kind of precise measuring instruments he'd have liked to, but it's as close to the real thing as he could still achieve without ruining the surprise.
Steven, Carly, Jolyne, Akane, and Doppio all receive little experimental dolls that can be unzipped and turned inside out.... Doppio's is just his Morpeko's two moods, thankfully(?), but Steven (Gengar), Carly (Alcremie), and Jolyne (Slowking) all get dolls that reverse from being a Pokemon to being a UFO catcher style doll of themself. Akane's, weirdly, reverses into... a doll of Connie.
Akane also receives a printed and bound copy of Connie's book, along with a glossy print of the fanart Dirk did of said book.
Dave will be receiving two (slightly muddy) mismatched fossils ("the dirt is authentic") and a pair of coolguy shoes for the road.
Hythlodaeus will be told to his face that Dirk had no idea what he wanted besides [CENSORED BUT IT INVOLVES EMET].
Just ignore how many gifts Dirk gave that the recipient didn't actually wantEstinien receives a gold-plated fancy santa(?!), around whose neck is looped a pair of noise-cancelling headphones. The disc shapes on those headphones are shaped like Jigglypuffs, for some reason.