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Steven 'Sharpteeth' Durante ([personal profile] fingersandteeth) wrote in [community profile] the_plateau 2020-12-24 07:02 am (UTC)

ROCKET PRESENTS

So. For whatever reason, Steven decided that yes, he was going to get something for all his co-workers currently on Team Rocket and because he's fucking ridiculous, he decided that he was going to make them all individual different presents. The over-achieving asshole. So, more or less in order of when they joined:

Carly is getting two more fossils for her to use as paper weights: a claw fossil and a lump of old amber. She's also getting an all weather notebook kit. It writes in the rain!

Dirk is getting the result of Steven's attempt to make a marionette out of a stuffed toy, following a tutorial he found on staryutube. It seems to move correctly when you pull the strings?

Steve Palchuck was harder than you'd think to find a present for and finally Steven ended up going to Emet-Selch for help in making it. Remembering the screaming footballs of his youth, Steven got Emet to build a little electronic device to attach to the foam footballs he'd painted with miltank and shiny miltank patterns, thus creating Foam Footballs That Moo (Moo) When You Throw Them.

Emet-Selch himself will get paperback copies of three plays: the Unovan comedy The Nerd and William Shakespearrow's A Midsummer's Night's Dream and The Tempest. He's also getting a heartfelt, hand-written note expressing Steven's feelings about everything he's learned from Emet during these months of gradually befriending him.

Diego gets a glossy poster of a Rapidash and her shiny foal.

Jules is getting three hacking-themed t-shirts all sized to be extra long.

Speedwagon is getting a jaunty green hat

Doppio is getting a pair of Morpeko-themed coffee mugs.

Scorpia is getting recordings of The Care Bewears Movie, The Care Bewears Movie II: A New Generation and The Care Bewears Adventures In Wonder-Region.

Hermes is getting socks with wings!

... and finally there's Lanque who Steven quite cordially loathes already and who only showed up a couple days ago anyway. Steven went back and forth as to whether or not to include the little asshole in his gift-giving. In the end, he decided to send the 'gift' anonymously: a 2.5 inch empty tin pail on which the words The Amount of Fucks I Give have been written in black paint pen.

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