So. For whatever reason, Steven decided that yes, he was going to get something for all his co-workers currently on Team Rocket and because he's fucking ridiculous, he decided that he was going to make them all individual different presents. The over-achieving asshole. So, more or less in order of when they joined:
Carly is getting two more fossils for her to use as paper weights: a claw fossil and a lump of old amber. She's also getting an all weather notebook kit. It writes in the rain!
Dirk is getting the result of Steven's attempt to make a marionette out of a stuffed toy, following a tutorial he found on staryutube. It seems to move correctly when you pull the strings?
Steve Palchuck was harder than you'd think to find a present for and finally Steven ended up going to Emet-Selch for help in making it. Remembering the screaming footballs of his youth, Steven got Emet to build a little electronic device to attach to the foam footballs he'd painted with miltank and shiny miltank patterns, thus creating Foam Footballs That Moo (Moo) When You Throw Them.
Emet-Selch himself will get paperback copies of three plays: the Unovan comedy The Nerd and William Shakespearrow's A Midsummer's Night's Dream and The Tempest. He's also getting a heartfelt, hand-written note expressing Steven's feelings about everything he's learned from Emet during these months of gradually befriending him.
... and finally there's Lanque who Steven quite cordially loathes already and who only showed up a couple days ago anyway. Steven went back and forth as to whether or not to include the little asshole in his gift-giving. In the end, he decided to send the 'gift' anonymously: a 2.5 inch empty tin pail on which the words The Amount of Fucks I Give have been written in black paint pen.
ROCKET PRESENTS
Carly is getting two more fossils for her to use as paper weights: a claw fossil and a lump of old amber. She's also getting an all weather notebook kit. It writes in the rain!
Dirk is getting the result of Steven's attempt to make a marionette out of a stuffed toy, following a tutorial he found on staryutube. It seems to move correctly when you pull the strings?
Steve Palchuck was harder than you'd think to find a present for and finally Steven ended up going to Emet-Selch for help in making it. Remembering the screaming footballs of his youth, Steven got Emet to build a little electronic device to attach to the foam footballs he'd painted with miltank and shiny miltank patterns, thus creating Foam Footballs That Moo (Moo) When You Throw Them.
Emet-Selch himself will get paperback copies of three plays: the Unovan comedy The Nerd and William Shakespearrow's A Midsummer's Night's Dream and The Tempest. He's also getting a heartfelt, hand-written note expressing Steven's feelings about everything he's learned from Emet during these months of gradually befriending him.
Diego gets a glossy poster of a Rapidash and her shiny foal.
Jules is getting three hacking-themed t-shirts all sized to be extra long.
Speedwagon is getting a jaunty green hat
Doppio is getting a pair of Morpeko-themed coffee mugs.
Scorpia is getting recordings of The Care Bewears Movie, The Care Bewears Movie II: A New Generation and The Care Bewears Adventures In Wonder-Region.
Hermes is getting socks with wings!
... and finally there's Lanque who Steven quite cordially loathes already and who only showed up a couple days ago anyway. Steven went back and forth as to whether or not to include the little asshole in his gift-giving. In the end, he decided to send the 'gift' anonymously: a 2.5 inch empty tin pail on which the words The Amount of Fucks I Give have been written in black paint pen.