Of course, it's not just his co-workers on Team Rocket that Steven is buying for. We'll try to keep the others in more or less alphabetical order, but forgive us if that doesn't quite succeed.
Angel is getting a pretty shawl with a bird wings design
Armin is getting paperback copies of all seven eight books of Stephen Kingler's The Dark-Type Tower series (can't forget The Wind In The Klefkeyhole) and this 20,000 Leagues art print
Chloe is getting a pair of blue glasspipes that he thought would be both lovely and useful for her.
Hythlodaeus - cute ceramic pokemon planters and a handwritten heartfelt note about his feeling about Hythlodaeus as ad hoc therapist and mentor both.
(Baby) Jack almost didn't get anything at all, due to Steven's lingering issues with his older self, but in the end he anonymously sent him a 'dankmas gift box' containing a sampler of the drugs available for purchase off of Fight Club's secret menu: powdered dried persim, berry weed, and a small bottle of gloom juice.
... and finally Thace is getting about twenty different individually wrapped romance novels from Steven's favorite used bookstore, all of which have had their back copy thoroughly inspected to make sure that the Forbidden Romance aspect of each of them is off the charts.
EVERYONE ELSE
Angel is getting a pretty shawl with a bird wings design
Armin is getting paperback copies of all
seveneight books of Stephen Kingler's The Dark-Type Tower series (can't forget The Wind In The Klefkeyhole) and this 20,000 Leagues art printCatra is getting a cute little adjustable black cat ring.
Chloe is getting a pair of blue glass pipes that he thought would be both lovely and useful for her.
Hythlodaeus - cute ceramic pokemon planters and a handwritten heartfelt note about his feeling about Hythlodaeus as ad hoc therapist and mentor both.
(Baby) Jack almost didn't get anything at all, due to Steven's lingering issues with his older self, but in the end he anonymously sent him a 'dankmas gift box' containing a sampler of the drugs available for purchase off of Fight Club's secret menu: powdered dried persim, berry weed, and a small bottle of gloom juice.
Jolyne got some butterfly roach clips.
Kiri got a cute and more importantly warm Decidueye hoodie
Shinobu is getting a large set of professional quality colored pencils and an elegant felted scarf.
Shiro gets a set of glassware that looks like the planets.
... and finally Thace is getting about twenty different individually wrapped romance novels from Steven's favorite used bookstore, all of which have had their back copy thoroughly inspected to make sure that the Forbidden Romance aspect of each of them is off the charts.