Not that having two eyes would have given him any more capacity to be everywhere at once, but Geddoe may wish for that anyway, as he is struck with some very bad luck this month.

Specifically, tinnitus. On top of the background music, Geddoe now has the additional burden of a constant, buzzing ring in his ear. Hopefully he wasn't hoping to get much sleep... and he might want to get used to saying "huh?" and "what?" and "say that again?"