Egg? Egg! Egg. Egg....

[pkemeter]

Apparently, it's been almost a year since my last egg post, which means...uh, it's probably time for more eggs!

Ever since obtaining his second Shuckle, Egon's been vying to breed some Extremely Powerful fungi in teh attempts of introducing it to the battle meta. In this post, we have Shuckle, Archen, Lileep, Mimikyu, Phantump, Dratini, Clauncher, Venipede, Weedle, Drifloon, and Shuppet! To claim an egg, please comment below which egg(s) you want. Eggs are first come, first serve, but if you find someone's already claimed an egg you want, Egon still has some leftover Pokémon from his previous breeding endeavors on this page here, which feature Pyukumuku, Solosis, Trapinch, Venipede, and Dratini.

I'll be making an IC post sometime later this week if I can get my shit together so if you don't have CR with Egon, don't worry! You can still totally claim an egg.

SHUCKLE POWER COUPLE Karl Wilhelm Gottlieb Leopold Fuckel the Shuckle + Potter the Shuckle 2% chance of a shiny! Do you want a Shuckle? Do you want a Shuckle with power? Do you want a Shuckle that's descended from a Shuckle that took down a Level 100 Blissey and a Level 100 Alomomola? Are you tired of reading the word 'Shuckle'? Just get a Shuckle already, what are you waiting for? Shuckle Moves: Bide, Constrict, Rollout, Sticky Web, Withdraw, Encore, Wrap, Struggle Bug, Safeguard, Rest, Rock Throw, Gastro Acid, Power Trick, Shell Smash, Rock Slide, Bug Bite, Guard Split, Power Split, Stone Edge, Sticky Web, Double Team*, Toxic*, Attract*, Protect*, Gyro Ball*, Strength*, Rock Polish*, Rock Tomb*, Smack Down*, Rock Smash* Shuckle Taken: Dirk	FOSSIL FUSION Hermann the Archeops + Miller the Cradily Honestly, we're not sure how these babies will end up. Either they're going to the most chill fossil Pokémon ever, or an anxious mess. Maybe both at the same time. We're pretty sure Egon tried to breed them to try and make a weird fusion Pokémon, like the ones made by Cara Liss. It's probably fine. Archen Moves: Leer, Quick Attack, Rock Throw, Wing Attack, Ancient Power, Earth Power, Steel Wing, Bite, Stealth Rock, Toxic*, Double Team*, Protect*, Attract*, Rock Tomb*, Smack Down*, Rock Smash* Lileep Moves: Acid, Astonish, Constrict, Ingrain, Wring Out, Ancient Power, Earth Power, Stealth Rock, Toxic*, Double Team*, Protect*, Attract*, Rock Slide*, Rock Smash* Archen Taken: Diego Brando Lileep Taken:
MICHAEL FARADAY Michael the Mimikyu + Faraday the Trevenant The parents are strangely sweet with each other, despite being a ghostly tree and a tiny ghost in ragged Pikachu cosplay. Michael the Mimikyu has a tendency to stare and watch Pokémon from a distance. He's more comfortable with human interaction. Faraday is a quiet artist, and has taken to drawing in her spare time. Give these ghostly children a home today! Mimikyu Moves: Astonish, Copycat, Scratch, Splash, Wood Hammer, Shadow Claw, Feint Attack, Curse, Hone Claws, Curse, Trick Room*, Toxic*, Attract*, Double Team*, Protect* Phantump Moves: Astonish, Confuse Ray, Growth, Horn Leech, Shadow Claw, Tackle, Wood Hammer, Feint Attack, Curse, Hone Claws*, Trick Room*, Toxic*, Attract*, Double Team*, Protect* Mimikyu Taken: Steven D. Trafalgar Law Phantump Taken: Steve P.	SHRIMP HEAVEN NOW Lambton the Dragonite + Doc Holliday the Clawitzer 2% chance of a shiny! There's too many shrimp here. The mother's egg cycle trumps over the father's, so we've just created a whole lot of clingy Dratinis and Claunchers that also hate losing. Whoops. Did we mention they also have access to Dragon Pulse at a young age? Dratini Moves: Leer, Wrap, Aqua Tail, Dragon Dance, Dragon Pulse, Toxic*, Attract*, Double Team*, Protect* Clauncher Moves: Splash, Water Gun, Aqua Tail, Dragon Pulse, Toxic*, Attract*, Double Team*, Protect* Dratini Taken: Botan Lydia Clauncher Taken: Steve P.
BUGS THAT HATE YOU, PERSONALLY Sir Vincent Wigglesworth the Scolipede + Merian the Beedrill 2% chance of a shiny! Sir Vincent Wigglesworth is a serious bug that doesn't like when he's made fun of. He's a noble horse-centipede, and he has no qualms with stomping people with his hooves. Merian is quick-tempered and inclined to sting people at the slightest threat. But, hey, if you treat their kids right, they might hate you a little less? Venipede Moves: Defense Curl, Rollout, Poison Sting, Pursuit, Bug Bite, Venoshock, Agility, Rock Climb, Toxic*, Attract*, Double Team*, Protect*, Rock Smash* Weedle Moves: Poison Sting, String Shot, Bug Bite Venipede Taken: Weedle Taken:	AN AWFUL GIFT IDEA FOR KIDS Louise the Drifblim + Talky Tina the Banette If you know anything about Banette or Drifblim, you'll immediately know that this is an awful combination. Dolls that thrive off your negative emotions and a balloon that literally steals children? If you get any of these eggs, good luck trying to sleep without constantly keeping your door locked and an eye open.... Drifloon Moves: Constrict, Minimize, Ominous Wind, Hex, Shadow Ball, Phantom Force, Toxic*, Attract*, Double Team*, Protect*, Return*, Round*, Psychic* Shuppet Moves: Knock Off, Ominous Wind, Hex, Shadow Ball, Phantom Force, Astonish, Toxic*, Attract*, Double Team*, Protect*, Thunderbolt*, Calm Mind* Drifloon Taken: Steven D. Shuppet Taken: Lydia Trafalgar Law Maya

Comments

ARCHEN

[scaly_monsters]

Can my dumb, dinobrained 1890s boy get him a prehistoric birb?

[pkemeter]

Absolutely!

[scaly_monsters]

/flaily dino hands/ Thank you!

Legit his passions are just horses and dinosaurs so... it will make him happy~

[fingersandteeth]

Oh my god.

Steven D wants a Mimikyu. He wants one bad. He also wouldn't mind a Drifloon, but. MIMIKYU.

[pkemeter]

SOUNDS GREAT. so youre taking both a mimikyu and a drifloon?

[fingersandteeth]

CAN HE???

[pkemeter]

WOULD YOU?

yes. yes he can

[styxiedust]

There is genuinely no need for Botan to ever have a Dratini in her life.

But I want her to have one so MAY SHE HAVE ONE?

[pkemeter]

YES ABSOLUTELY

no shiny this time but enjoy ur clingy worm baby

[styxiedust]

It's all she's ever dreamed of tbh: living on a beach with a clingy worm

[pkemeter]

dare i say: oh, worm?

[styxiedust]

Well I mean.

Walk without rhythm, and it won't attract the w o r m

[wonderland_vogue]

G o d. A dratini would so be this asshole's aesthetic until it became a dragonite.

ALSO WHAT'S THIS ABOUT ABOUT FEEDING OFF OF NEGATIVE EMOTIONS? PERFECT. It sounds like a lich and Lydia is absolutely 100% down for something that reminded her of what she used to be.

[pkemeter]

CLASPS HANDS TOGETHER. EXCELLENT

also here's what shuppet's pokedex entries look like

"Shuppet is attracted by feelings of jealousy and vindictiveness. If someone develops strong feelings of vengeance, this Pokémon will appear in a swarm and line up beneath the eaves of that person’s home."

ain't that neat?

[wonderland_vogue]

God. Further proving that she will just. Have ghosts. Love her. Forever.

It's so perfect.

[pkemeter]

OOPS i also forgot to do a shiny roll for the dratini LMAO but no shiny for now. ENJOY YOUR GHOST AND WORM

[wonderland_vogue]

SHE DOESN'T REALLY DESERVE SHINIES, ANYWAY, TBQH.

And she absolutely will. Because she's vain like that.

[breakyourlife]

Ohhh. Would it be possible for Steve P to take a Phantump and a Clauncher?

[pkemeter]

absolutely!! as for the shiny roll for clauncher....



I GUESS...STEVE HAS A RED LOBSTER NOW?

[breakyourlife]

fhdjdh WOW

He's done nothing to deserve this privilege.

[doctorheartstealer]

Hi!

Would it be ok for Law to take a Mimikyu, Drifloon, or Shuppet?

[pkemeter]

Absolutely! There are no more Drifloon, unfortunately, but you can take either a Mimikyu or a Shuppet. Or both, if you want! Let me know what you decide

[doctorheartstealer]

oh! Mimikyu and Shuppet are good! I want him to have both if that's ok~

[pkemeter]

awesome!! enjoy your ghosts!

[doctorheartstealer]

thank you!

[notyourgoddess]

Can Maya get a Shuppet?

[pkemeter]

Absolutely! Go for it

[notyourgoddess]

Thank you!