Have you ever wanted to be small? Green? Capable of devouring everything?

Why not be a Goblin this Fourth Wall?

If you take advantage of this opportunity, you'll receive

- Honkin' big ears.
- Sharp teeth and claws.
- Eyes that do the cute cat thing and see in the dark.
- A digestive system that can handle anything.
- Tail. It doesn't do anything, but it is cute.
- Shortness (between three and four feet) so your awesome is now more concentrated than ever.
- Fury of the small

Don't miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a creechure. Just a lil' guy.