Intro post!

[punchwizard]

Hello everyone! I'm Relika, and I'm brand new here. I'm bringing in the Warrior of Light from Final Fantasy XIV, who I've named Naltryd Albrecht. Since FFXIV is a MMORPG, she's a little bit of an OC at least in regards to her appearance/past. For those who are familiar with the game, she's a hyur highlander who comes from Ul'dah. Also, she's a monk, hence the username.

She'll be getting used to not fighting with her fists as she usually does. It's a bit of a shock going from felling gods to telling a fire puppy to tackle another little creature. But hey, she'll manage.

I'm taking her from the latest possible point the game is at right now, which is post patch 3.56, aka the final Heavensward expansion patch. If you're playing the game/plan on playing it soon and want to avoid any story spoilers, please let me know! (Warning in advance: her threads with Haurchefant are bound to get into heavy spoiler territory).

I think that's about it. I'll be getting up an IC intro for her within a day. It's good to meet you all! If you want to poke me about anything, you can find me at relika on Plurk or Relika#7801 on Discord.

I've never seen Firefox give me so many red squiggly lines in a text box in my life.

Comments

[alltoblame]

omg get out.

[punchwizard]

no

you get out

u h0r

[alltoblame]

WE ARE NOT BRINGING U H0R TO THIS GAME, RELIKA. I SWEAR TO GOD.

[punchwizard]

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

[alltoblame]

okay well tbh I don't even want to think about that weird alternate universe.

[punchwizard]

I do what I want

[shieldless]

did u say



spoilers

[punchwizard]

YEAH THERE

might be a few with these two.....

[shieldless]

y e a h just one or two

or the entirety of hw and even some arr shit because he likes listening to everything tyvm

[punchwizard]

Not to mention she's probably going to infodump all of Vault onwards to him anyway lmf

just LISTEN TO THIS SHIT, IT NEVER ENDS

[shieldless]

but has she done coil bcuz i can imagine t9 tales freaking him the fuck out

THE LIFE OF A HERO NEVER FUCKING ENDS at least u get to infodump at me again at the end of an expansion

at least another 2.55 didnt happen ;3

[punchwizard]

of course and LET HER TELL YOU ABOUT METEOR POSITIONING TOO--

I'm looking forward to seeing how the Stormblood title cutscene when you idle for like half a minute ends up spoiling all of Heavensward

[shieldless]

AS SOMEBODY WHO SOLO TANKED ALL OF COILS, SCREAMS. (on haurchealt, at that.)

god that's gonna be so good. death montage anybody?

[punchwizard]

Every time I drag a new friend onto the game, I have to be like DO NOT IDLE AT THE TITLE SCREEN, DO NOT UNTIL YOU GET TO HEAVENSWARD.

[shieldless]

okay but imagine

the title screen combines both videos

[punchwizard]

SO HERE'S SOME CRAZY SHIT THAT HAPPENS

now get ready for a few hundred quests to actually see why this shit happened

hope u like moogles

[shieldless]

also dont get attached to ppl or you'll hurt more

k-kupo owo