I LOVE YOU EGG

[meteorman]

Ford brought his Ninetales to the Contest, as one does, and his Ninetales and Elsa's Ninetales decided to drop a bunch of Vulpix eggs in their lap. Ford took this as a sign it was time for some of the other breeding projects he'd had waiting in the wings, so now he's got eggs on offer! You can assume these are being given out Now-ish.

Fantastic Mr. Fox [Ninetales M] x Skadi [Alola Ninetales F]
Mr. Fox is even-tempered, but he has a bit of an ego and a problem with getting very competitive once he feels challenged. Skadi is quiet and thoughtful, but has had trouble in the past controlling her powers.

Vulpix [7-8 days hatch time]
Ember, Tail Whip, Roar, Baby-Doll Eyes, Confuse Ray, Payback, Feint Attack, Hex, Extrasensory, Safeguard, Imprison, Grudge, Captivate
1.
2.
3.

Alola Vulpix [7-8 days hatch time]
Powder Snow, Tail Whip, Roar, Baby-Doll Eyes, Confuse Ray, Payback, Feint Attack, Hex, Extrasensory, Safeguard, Imprison, Grudge, Captivate, Facade
1. Matt Holt
2.
3.

Corpse Flower [Vileplume M] x Destroying Angel [Shiinotic F]
Corpse Flower and Destroying Angel are both... odd. Not malicious, oh no, but odd, the kind of Pokémon that appear suddenly behind you with no warning or wake you up at 3 am by staring at you while you sleep.

Oddish [7-8 days hatch time]
Absorb, Growth, Moonlight, Sleep Powder, Mega Drain, Giga Drain, Moonblast
1. Bertolt Hoover
2. Mari Ohara

Morelull [7-8 days hatch time]
Absorb, Moonlight, Mega Drain, Sleep Powder, Giga Drain, Moonblast, Toxic, Solar Beam, Growth, Poison Powder, Stun Spore
1. Armin Arlert
2. Thida
3.

Don't Cry Kid [Togetic M] x Phoebe [Clefable F]
Kid hatched as a crybaby (hence his name), but as he matured he became buoyant and fun-loving. Phoebe, by contrast, is a goddamn hell satan with an ego the size of Unova. Good luck.

Togepi [4-5 days hatch time]
Charm, Growl, Encore, Sweet Kiss, Metronome, Thunder Wave
1.
2.
3.

Cleffa [4-5 days hatch time]
Charm, Pound, Encore, Sweet Kiss, Magical Leaf, Return, Flamethrower, Grass Knot, Rest, Toxic, Round, Thunder Wave, Metronome
1. Anna of Arendelle
2. Vanitas
3. Hunk
4. Jinx
5.

Comments

[schachmeister]

aww yeah, come to me weird mushroom child.

[rediscover]

SLAMS IN HERE ANNA NEEDS A CLEFFA

[meteorman]

jesus that icon

she's ready to FIGHT

[rediscover]

SHES READY TO FUCKIN FIGHT

[thenightsky]

SIGN VANITAS UP FOR AN ACCIDENTAL CLEFFA

[meteorman]

U GOT IT

one day ford will give someone a pokemon they actually asked for. one day

[guiltyeyes]

May I have an Oddish pls

[meteorman]

YOU BET

[bertall]

MURDER ODDISH SIBLINGS HELLA

[tookashirototheknee]

Yesssss ice fox.

Matt is going to end up with a parade of little ice friends following him around.

[lionroll]

Can Hunk please get an adorable little Cleffa?

[meteorman]

he sure as heck can

let him have the small round baby

[lionroll]

he will carry it around in the pocket of his apron okay they will be inseperable!!

[agent3]

I'd love Thida to have a Morelull but at the same time Ford has given her so many egg already.........

[meteorman]

It's okay he's given a couple people like all the eggs they've ever gotten. SOME PEOPLE JUST HAVE A PREFERRED BRAND WHEN IT COMES TO EGGS,,

I can def put her down for one if you want!

[agent3]

Ford Pines eggs are just the greatest eggs you can get :P

Yee put her down for a tiny shroom friend

[meteorman]

BEHOLD, IT IS DONE

[agent3]

FUCK YEE when is ford going to announce his eggies to the public

[meteorman]

Oh like I said you can assume they went up around the time this post did

I don't do egg selling ic posts much because they just become ten threads of small talk and it's all the same small talk

[agent3]

lol very true aLRIGHT NEW EGG FRIEND

[badluckbabe]

Jinx must continue her collection of pink pokemons. A cleffa would suit her nicely please and thank you.

[meteorman]

Hell yes hell yes pink army