+ Hyperactive Puppy

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What's up guys? I'm Anya, and this guy here is Zack Fair from Final Fantasy VII! (The Crisis Core variety!) I am so excited to be here and to get to play with so many wonderful people! I've heard so many good things and I know I'm going to have a blast.

Zack is best described as being an over grown, hyper active puppy who somehow made it all the way to SOLDIER First Class. He's extremely friendly, out going, loyal, protective, likes to give ling speeches about dreams and honor and be generally awesome. He also likes to flirt with people and crush their flowers. Other important things to know is he's pre-Nibelheim, eighteen, and is going to love running around catching all of these pokemon. He's going to start off as a trainer, with a female vulpix named Angel. Because he's the biggest dork whoever lived.

Feel free to add me on plurk at appropriatemetaphor! That's pretty much the best way to reach me, and I love just chatting and getting to know people! Also, it's my main source for plotting.

I can't wait to start playing with everyone!

Comments

[notachocobo]

Ew gross go away :||||

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W O W THIS DISRESPECT

After everything he's done for you :|

[notachocobo]

HUFFS



.....He's just really not sure how to handle this okay.

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DID YOU JUST

HUFF AT HIM MISTER CHOCOBO?

NO GREENS FOR YOU

NONE

Look, Cloud, he knows you like hanging out with doom and gloom, but you're the adult now

So handle it by hugging him obviously

[notachocobo]

WOW

NOW WHO'S THE RUDE ONE HUH

HUFFHUFFHUFF

But that takes having a good grasp on emotions okay

And that's something Cloud is not good at.

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AW LOOK AT YOU GET ALL HUFFY

TRYING TO PUFF OUT YOUR CHEST

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED?

HAIR RUFFLING

Want to know how to get rid of your emotional constipation?

Let Zack show you how to be happy

[notachocobo]

DON'T YOU DARE

YOU WILL GET PUNCHED ZACK

:|| What is happy. Please explain

Let's be real he's probably gonna break down

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GOOD THING HE'S NOT AFRAID OF YOU

Cloud

He will sing the F.U.N song from Sponge Bob if he has to

Please don't make him

Zack will not know how to deal because why are you suddenly older and acting like he died or something pull it together Cloud

[notachocobo]

YOU SHOULD BE

Don't

You

Dare

This is going to be so much fun oh god I cannot wait.

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COME ON CLOUD

LIKE YOU'D ACTUALLY EVER HURT HIM

HE'S PRETTY SURE HE'S SAFE

Then cheer up emo kid

It's going to be amazing I am so ready

[notachocobo]

...SHUT UP

No

It's hard.

YOU AND ME BOTH <3

[ruinimpendent]

hello second son i am the man with ur Cloud
(aka hi i'm kururu and this is basch)

+1 Best Dad

[notachocobo]

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Hello adopted dad are you sure you can handle two of them this one is pretty hyper

(Thank you for taking care of the chocobo it's a pretty big job <3)

[ruinimpendent]

hopefully i mean he is from saddest time so he is not Familiar with Vaan and so he doesn't have pupper training

(but it is okay the chocobo likes me and i like the guy and he is good at phones)

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It's okay we'll get you a book on how to properly care for your Zack it's super easy just don't give him sugar after dark this is very important if you want sleep

(Congrats you have earned yourself one (1) guard puppy as repayment for keeping the chocobo in line for him)

[thelittlegingerthatcould]

You helped me make my decision of who to App since it was between this dork and my other taller fairer dork. I'm excited to play Hanna off a Zack though, they are SO HYPE MAN, so maybe they can get into fun, stupid and potentially dangerous situations together!

In any case, I'm Ian, nice to meet you and I hope you're as excited as I am about POKEMON GAME.

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Oh my god the name puns have started. Okay no, I'm the one who has to stop myself from typing ezackly on a daily basis I honestly can't say anything.

Yeeess! I am all for them getting in to trouble and generally being dorks together! Zack needs someone who can match his INSANE LEVEL OF ENERGY AND HAPPINESS.

It's awesome to meet you, Ian! If by excited you mean excited to see how many dorky names Zack can come with, then definitely.

[thelittlegingerthatcould]

Your Zack is a lot happier than mine would have been aways xD My Zack is predominantly end of game pre-death scene so he would be a lot less okay with all this pokeshit. But Hnnng. Zack does put out so much of that energy and happiness. It's gonna be great. Also it's god damn precious that his Vulpix's name is Angel.

Hanna has a friend who has amnesia and he plays the name game with him a lot so he's got some experience at this. Let's just hope he doesn't go overboard with the famous people names. Just, expect a Jigglypuff named Freddie Mercury at one point. It's gonna happen. The names Zack comes up with though...we best be prepared.

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I've always wanted to play like, happy pre-nibelheim optimistic I'M GONNA BE A HERO! Zack, so I figured, you know what, if I'm gonna let this dude invade and take over, I'm gonna do it all the way. Plus, it has the added benefit that he is going to love every single thing about this. Adorable little pet like creatures? Traveling around and exploring? Training to become the best there ever was? Gosh, it really is. It's like a tribute to Aerith and Angeal all at once. He's going to train her to protect Cloud, because that's what Zack does.

I will eagerly await this magnificent Jigglypuff with what might arguably be the best name in the entire world. Cloud already stole Buster and Gongaga so. They're probably going to be even more ridiculous to compensate.

[thelittlegingerthatcould]

Oh god yeah, like. Young Zack is going to soak it all in and ENJOY IT SO MUCH. I'm so happy for him. Precious little pupper that he is.

Hanna takes a bow for the best Jigglypuff ever. I have no idea what pokemon suits Kunsel best but that or some spell names. Name a polywag FROG.

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He is going to get into so much trouble it is going to be glorious. He and Hanna should see how much ruckus they can create together.

FROGGER! Thank you for the idea, if he ever finds one he is so going to name it that. And then one for Cissnei.

And a Charmander after Sephiroth because I am terrible.

[thelittlegingerthatcould]

Yis. They can be bad decision bears together. Try and tip some Tauros or miltanks, something ridiculous.

Plusle and Minun like, Honor and Dreams. I just. THERE ARE SO MANY GOOD AND YET HORRIBLE THINGS YOU COULD DO. The whole pokemon world is your oyster xD ANd yes. All the fire pokemon are Sephiroth. Hopefully they don't set any towns ablaze.

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And then run away afterwards. Like the entire world can't tell it's them. I smell a beautiful friendship that will bloom out of enthusiasm and the lack of common sense. It will be amazing.

What, you don't want a repeat of the worlds biggest BBQ? No, Zack will give them lots of love and affection, so they know they setting things on fire is generally frowned upon outside of battle.

Unless Zack needs to get a fire going.

[thelittlegingerthatcould]

I have an post up right here if you want to get that all kickstarted ;>

I can imagine a pokemon is like awesome materia, better than the shitty regulated stuff that you have to give back after the mission. He'll be feeling like a first in no time.

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I will definitely hit that up in the morning! When I'm a little more coherent and can actually give you a good tag because this bromance deserves a good start.

It's like materia that you can cuddle and feed berries! And there's no turk waiting to confiscate it because you accidentally got carried away trying to roast marshmallows.

[thelittlegingerthatcould]

Sounds good! I'm excited for it!

Why do I want them to play a really horrible round of chubby bunnies around a campfire?

[coolskeleton_95]

If he doesn't tackle the shit out of Cloud when he sees him all growed up I will be so disappoint

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He is going to be so proud of him! Like look at what my precious little baby chocobo grew up to be I knew he could do it man

[coolskeleton_95]

&hearts

[cardboard_boss]

Zack! I love FFVII! One of my favourite FF games of all time. Crisis Core is so special. Nice to meet you! I'm Linden and I play Venom Snake from Metal Gear Solid. aka Big Boss.

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Ahhh! This is my first time playing him so I'm super nervous but hopefully I will do him justice! FF VII is legit one of my favorite games of all time.

It's awesome to meet you Linden! I will admit I don't know much about Metal Gear except from what I've seen my boyfriend play, but I definitely look forward to learning more and playing with you!

[cardboard_boss]

I'm sure you'll do fine!

Ah well I won't ruin any spoilers for you then ^-^ It's mainly about a man who has infatuations with cardboard boxes.

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Hiiii Anya, welcome to the road trip! I'm Mozart, I bring you losers like Maka from Soul Eater, Botan from Yu Yu Hakusho, Xion from Kingdom Hearts, and Jade Harley from Homestuck.

Well, I haven't played against a Zack before but I know all about the suffering of FF7 so this will be fuuuuuun. And I hope you have fun here, too.

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Oh no, Make and Xion are two of my favorites, so I definitely can not wait to play with both of them! Thank you so much for the welcome, I know I'm going to have a blast here already.

(Also whenever anyone tells me they know the suffering of FFVII I just want to apologize to them.)