LEGGO MY EGGO!

[lordofthefries]

So Sasha has been taking care of Noctis' Pokemon while he's been gone and in return for her absolute dedication in making sure they were stuffed to the gills with Pokepuffs, they left her some eggs. This gave the bright idea to some of her Pokes so here is are EGGUMS!

Sasha is not a breeder so no shinies, but they're all good dogs Pokes, Brent.




Pikipek -- Chocochick aka Chocolate Chip the Toucannon & Potato aka Mashed Potatoes the Ditto



→ Peck

Claimed by: Ash | TWO | THREE



Ralts -- Peanut Butter the Gallade and Jelly the Gardevoir




→ Growl
→ Confusion
→ Double Team
→ Teleport
→ Heal Pulse
→ Stored Power
→ Protect
→ Calm Mind
→ Psychic
→ Captivate
→ Dream Eater

Claimed by: Noctis | Alex | THREE



Deerling -- Jean 2.0 the Deerling and Barbecue the Arcanine



→ Camouflage
→ Tackle
→ Energy Ball
→ Odor Sleuth

Claimed by: Chise | Angel | Hope


There'll be an IC post for them going up tomorrow and the best part is, they're all free to a good home! Or if you're feeling kind and generous, donate your hard won Pokedollars to your friendly neighborhood Bertolt player and Ford player because figuring out this breeding business on my own was too dang hard.

Comments

[rimeblaze]

WRONG ACCOUNT BUT could I get a Ralts for Noct and a Deerling for Chise!

[lordofthefries]

WRONG ACCOUNT GETS BANNED 5 E V E R

Okay, no, I kid. Claimed! ALSO MY DUMB ASS ALREADY ACCOUNTED FOR NOCT'S RALTS SO LEMME FIX MY MAIN POST

[rimeblaze]

WOW SO RUDE I CRY FOREVER SOBS

YOU AIN'T DUMB you're just thinking ahead!! THANK YOU!!!

[lordofthefries]

[captainash]

Could Ash get one of those lovely Pikipeks? Sasha would earn herself his undying gratitude AND the knowledge that she's helping him achieve his Pokédream!

[lordofthefries]

It's all his!

Tell us more about this Pokedream, Ash!!!

[captainash]

Normal-types. ALL the Normal-types, united under a pirate banner!


...And then he'll learn Arceus' and Regigigas' type, realize the futility of that dream, and weep inside. >:3

[lordofthefries]

It's okay, Ash. The point is that you tried!

[lyingheart]

GOOD WORK SASHA it's just too bad none of them are edible I guess
I have nothing worthwhile to say, just that /laughs

[lordofthefries]

WHO SAYS YOU CAN'T FRY UP A PIKIPEK?

The mods do. Alas.

[lyingheart]

Look, all we need is a monopoly on slowpoke tail.

Because at least it's technically eaten in universe and shed...able.

I think.

Only don't try it in Slowpoke City???

[lordofthefries]

If you do, the old man who looks just like a Slowpoke will getcha. True story. He gets all the misbehaving kids. That's what the Mom Lady says.

[lyingheart]

Is that by Urban Legend logic or has someone actually tested this

[lordofthefries]

Totally urban legend logic, but there's always someone who says their brother's girlfriend's neighbor's dogwalker's mother in law who swears it's true!

[lyingheart]

Where's our shounen protag with a need to feed to prove this but in the stupidest way possible, sad sigh

[schachmeister]

Let's not forget the original chicken nugget: Farfetch'd. Even comes with its own side of greens.

[lyingheart]

snorts, is there a Farfetch'd Restoration Society out there

Though it does feel a bit Douglas Adams, all they need to do is leap into boiling pots of water to bring it full circle

[schachmeister]

There is the Farfetch'd Revival Trust, FaRT for short. Very serious business.

[isleavepossible]

Can Alex get a Ralts?

[lordofthefries]

Absolutely!

[brokencode]

Would it be possible for Angel to snag a deerling? She may or may not offer to trade for cupcakes if so? :3c

also holy shit i'm late to this post, heck

[spacebaloney]

pfft its fine. i didnt even get the ic post up in time lol

CUPCAKES ARE ALWAYS WELCOME

[distantfuture]

Could I get a Deerling for Hope, please?

[spacebaloney]

So you're hoping for one for Hope? =D

And yes he can have one!

[distantfuture]

wow u get out -- I MEAN

Thank you <3;;;;