+1 extremely serious gamer

[doublefist]

... I probably should have done this before my IC intro but time is fake. Or. Something.

HI GUYS. I'm Simcha, I'm brand new to the game, and I'm only recently coming back up to speed with all things Pokémon since my 5 year old decided to drag me back into this hell. Please be gentle as I learn the ropes.

This is the complete opposite of this guy here, who knows all things video games, and probably has Pokémon sheets on his bed still. I'm bringing in Kirito from that really awful anime/light novel series Sword Art Online! His real name is Kirigaya Kazuto, but he will tell absolutely no one that until someone manages to convince him that this is not a VRMMO Pokémon beta, and really, good luck on that. He's coming in fresh from the Alicization arc, just after dealing with a 200 year stint in the hyperreal game setting of the Underworld, that in real time only lasted 20 minutes.

He's a trainer and his starter is a Honedge for really obvious reasons. I'm so sorry for everything he says in advance.

If you'd like to add me on plurk, I'm keshet, and I also have Discord which I'll just... make you highlight because it's a nsfw pun as I have the maturity of a middle schooler: cunnilinguist#4424.

I look forward to playing with everyone!