+1 houseless rogue

[nevercaught]

Hi, this is bii and I'm bringing you guys another tabletop character, but this one isn't actually mine! He was created by a dude named Bob Salvatore for his Forgotten Realms spin-off books about a dude named Drizzt Do'Urden (perhaps you've heard of him?) and he is an absolute fucking menace. His name is Jarlaxle and there is nothing he likes better than magical trinkets and being a gaudy-ass motherfucker.

(And speaking of Drizzt, he will 100% claim to be him to basically anyone new he talks to and will only admit he's not if he gets to really liking you—or if called out on it by his friend and canonmate Kimmuriel, who Ruka apped in with him. I'm so sorry he's Like This.)

Anyway, I'm still at obiisama if you want to plot stuff!